Personalized 2027 wall calendar

Your pet.
Twelve months of bad decisions.

Turn one favorite photo into a wall calendar starring your pet in twelve ridiculous scenes.

A 2027 wall calendar titled “Dokie’s Year of Questionable Decisions” on a wooden table, with its July page beside it
Example calendar starring Dokie

$39 + $5 U.S. shipping

Make my calendar

Review every month before it prints.

Explore the months

Same pet. Very different life choices.

  1. january — I’ve started a rest year.

    january

    I’ve started a rest year.

  2. february — Finally. Someone who brings something to the table.

    february

    Finally. Someone who brings something to the table.

  3. march — I would like to speak to the season.

    march

    I would like to speak to the season.

  4. april — Yes, the treats are a business expense.

    april

    Yes, the treats are a business expense.

  5. may — The roots make it more personal.

    may

    The roots make it more personal.

  6. june — Your tent is lovely. Where will you sleep?

    june

    Your tent is lovely. Where will you sleep?

  7. july — Life, liberty, and whatever you’re eating.

    july

    Life, liberty, and whatever you’re eating.

  8. august — We’re at capacity.

    august

    We’re at capacity.

  9. september — Back to ignoring instructions.

    september

    Back to ignoring instructions.

  10. october — Some horrors have a power cord.

    october

    Some horrors have a power cord.

  11. november — I’m thankful you looked away.

    november

    I’m thankful you looked away.

  12. december — I understood ‘unconditional love’ to cover this.

    december

    I understood ‘unconditional love’ to cover this.

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Make yours with all 12 months

One photo. A year of laughs.

  1. 01Upload a photoChoose a clear favorite photo.
  2. 02Make it yoursAdd their name, see the cover and January, and pick every month’s scene.
  3. 03Hang the evidenceYour finished calendar, printed and delivered.
Will it look like my pet?

That is the whole product, so every scene keeps the face, eyes, markings and ears fully visible. The joke comes from the setting and the props, never from a costume over their face. You see the cover and January before you order, and a person checks every page before anything prints.

Can I change a month?

Yes. Before you order, swap any month for one of its alternate scenes (a principal’s office for September, a lifeguard chair for July, the shipping box for December) or give it a photo of its own, and remake the cover or January as often as you like. Remakes are included in the price.

What arrives in the mail?

An 8.26 × 11.69 inch wall calendar on 271 gsm paper with silver wire binding and a hanging loop: a full-page cover and twelve month pages with the 2027 date grid printed under each scene. Printed in the US and shipped to US addresses, usually within one to two weeks.

$39

+ $5 shipping

Make my calendar