Anchor: DOG and SOCK, INNOCENT
INNOCENT“Found this unsecured. Honestly, your security protocols are embarrassing.”
ZOOMIES!
FIVE PETS.
ZERO REMORSE.
ZERO REMORSE.
THE PET PANIC MATCHING GAME
MATCH IT.
SHOUT IT.
BLAME THE PET.
Match the pet. Match the stolen loot. Make the right call before your friends—or have the self-control to say nothing.
$59.99Your Pet Edition52-card printed deck · shipping & tax extra
Six practice flips. No account. No microphone.
2–6 PLAYERS10–15 MINUTES16+ YEARS
Proposed party edition · in development
NO SLAPPING.
JUST SHOUTING.
JUST SHOUTING.
HOUSEHOLD CHAOS. NOW IN A BOX.Proposed product artwork
SAME PET ONLYPACK!
SAME LOOT ONLYMINE!
SAME PET + LOOTZOOMIES!
NEITHER MATCHESSAY NOTHING.
LET’S SEE THOSE INSTINCTS.
SIX FLIPS.
HOW MANY CAN YOU READ?
Compare the pet and the loot.
Choose what you’d call.
We’ll explain each reveal.
ANCHORAlready on the table
NEW CARDJust revealed
New card: CAT and BOX, INNOCENT
INNOCENT“I see you bought me another apartment with free shipping.”
WHAT’S YOUR CALL?
Match the two labels. INNOCENT / CAUGHT is attitude, not a matching rule.
NOT THIS TIME · CORRECT CALL: SAY NOTHING
NO MATCH. NO CALL.
The pets differ and the loot differs. Stay quiet. In tabletop play, the old Anchor goes to the Doghouse. The newly revealed Scene becomes the next Anchor.
“I see you bought me another apartment with free shipping.”
SIX FLIPS. ONE VERY LOUD GAME.
0 / 6
THE PETS HAVE A FEW TRICKS LEFT.
You read 0 of 6 reveals correctly. This was an untimed practice of the calls, not a tabletop score or a speed ranking. Try it again, or bring the rules to game night.
An untimed tutorial with six curated reveals. Taps stand in for spoken calls. “Correct” tracks decisions, not the full game’s points.
LESS EXPLAINING. MORE SHOUTING.
ONE CARD TO BEAT.
THREE WAYS TO CALL IT.
The match comes from the icons.
The captions are there to make
the pets look even less sorry.
FLIP A CARD.
Keep one Scene face-up as the Anchor. Reveal the next card beside it so everyone sees it together.
MAKE THE RIGHT CALL.
Same pet only? PACK! Same loot only? MINE! Both? Only ZOOMIES! counts. Neither? Stay quiet.
CLAIM THE ANCHOR.
The first correct caller takes the old Anchor. The new Scene becomes the next one. Most points wins.
A LITTLE RESTRAINT HELPS.
A false call costs a scored card. No cards yet? Sit out the next Scene reveal. If nobody has a match, the old Anchor goes to the Doghouse.
THE USUAL SUSPECTS. THE USUAL STOLEN STUFF.
5 PETS.
5 KINDS OF LOOT.
50 BAD DECISIONS.
Every pet-and-loot pairing appears twice: once INNOCENT, once CAUGHT. The expression changes. The two matching labels stay the same.
5 PETS × 5 LOOT × 2 STATES = 50 SCENES
THE PETS
DOGCATRABBITBIRDHAMSTER
THE LOOT
SOCKSNACKBALLBOXTOILET PAPER
AND TWO INTERRUPTIONS.
52 CARDS.
COUNTLESS
BAD EXCUSES.
01 / THE TRAP
VET!
Do absolutely nothing while the Flipper counts to two. A game call gets the usual false-call penalty.
THE ANCHOR STAYS.02 / THE SPECIAL GUEST
YOUR PET.
Shout the name on the card. The first correct caller wins this two-point special. Yes, it can be your actual pet.
THE ANCHOR STAYS.ONE CARD.
VERY PERSONAL.
VERY PERSONAL.
YOUR PET2 POINTS
ILLUSTRATIVE PORTRAIT
GUZZY
This is Guzzy. Management has been notified.
CALL THE NAME.ZOOMIES!
Concept preview · your approved pet portrait would replace the illustration.
WAIT. THAT’S MY PET.
THE GAME GETS
PERSONAL.
ONE CARD DOES IT.
The proposed personalized edition puts your pet on the two-point name card. Name, portrait, and a little of their very specific nonsense.
Your Pet Edition52-card printed deck · shipping & tax extra$59.99
One personalized front. The other 51 cards and the matching rules stay consistent.
Name-and-caption concept only. No photo upload, order, or artwork generation is submitted. Your entries stay in this page.
BEFORE ANYONE STARTS YELLING.
A FEW
HOUSE RULES.
The pets have already
chosen to ignore them.
Do INNOCENT and CAUGHT affect a match?
No. Compare only PET and LOOT. State badges and captions are for the joke. If both pet and loot match, call ZOOMIES! even when one looks innocent and the other has clearly been caught.
What happens when both things match?
Only ZOOMIES! is correct. PACK! and MINE! are false calls on a double match. The winner takes the old Anchor and a Doghouse bonus card if one is available.
Do VET and YOUR PET become the Anchor?
No. VET goes to the Doghouse after the silent two-count. The correct pet-name caller claims YOUR PET. The existing Anchor stays in place through either special.
Is this a shouting game or a slapping game?
The proposed physical game uses spoken calls. There’s no pile-slapping mechanic. The demo uses buttons so you can learn the calls without a microphone or a group. With a group and one phone, you can play the full game free: the phone flips, judges the call and keeps score.
Who is this edition for?
The proposed party edition is for 2–6 players, approximately 10–15 minutes, with 16+ positioning. Its humor is about household chaos, work, rent, and animals behaving like unreasonable roommates. You don’t need to own a pet.
Can I order a deck?
The Your Pet Edition is $59.99 for a 52-card printed deck, with shipping and tax added at checkout. Use the preview on this page to start your pet’s card.
YOUR PET STARTED IT.
ONE MORE
ROUND?
Six flips. Three calls. One very suspicious pet.
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