Your pet
becomes mayor.
There were absolutely no background checks.
✳ THE PERSONALIZED PRINTED PARTY GAME
Your pet.
Their own
card game.
For the people who all think they know your pet best. Guess what they’d do. Discover what everyone else thinks. Let the debate begin.
$59.99Your Pet Edition52-card printed deck · shipping & tax extra
Start with a few photos and one very specific personality.
- 2–6
- PLAYERS
- 15–25
- MINUTES
- 16+
- YEARS
A VERY GOODmain
character.
character.
Their name. Their likeness.
A real deck for the table.
Their unmistakable nonsense.
MEET GUZZY’S SAMPLE DECK
A little “that’s so them.”
Before you make it yours.
Three example cards. One familiar troublemaker.
Take a look at the art, the questions, and the joke that only pet people get.
Your pet
You already
have an answer.
- 01
Take charge immediately.Qualifications are a human problem.
- 02
Start a completely unrelated side quest.
- 03
Turn the whole thing into a snack opportunity.
Classic Guzzy.
Leave the room.
Return with one sock.
Case closed.
2×
ONCE PER GAME.
TWICE THE POINTS.
Picture your pet here. Their photos inspire the artwork. Their real-life habit becomes the Signature Move.
Make it their gameIllustrative sample cards. The complete personalized 52-card deck is the paid product.
WHAT WOULD YOUR PET DO?
The debate
is the game.
You know the pet. But do you know each other?
One ridiculous situation is all it takes.
- 01
Make your call.
The Judge secretly chooses what the pet would do in a ridiculous situation.
- 02
Read your person.
Everyone else predicts the Judge’s answer. That confident friend? About to be tested.
- 03
Explain yourself.
Reveal. Score a point for a match. Then comes the best part: “Because…”
You’re predicting the Judge’s choice. Your pet remains free to disagree with everyone.
ONE PET. ONE VERY PERSONAL DECK.
Their personality.
In your hands.
Something to unwrap, shuffle, and bring to the table. A game about your pet, made for the people who love them.
01
A complete 52-card gamePrinted cards, a box, and rules for your next game night.
02
A deck that feels like your petTheir name, artwork inspired by their photos, and their own Signature Move.
03
A gift with a story behind itFor your household, your favourite pet person, or the person who insists they know the pet best.
FROM CAMERA ROLL TO CARD TABLE
A few photos.
A deck with character.
The planned order journey keeps you involved
before anything goes to print.
- 1
Show us your pet.
Add several photos, their name, and that one habit everyone recognises.
START YOUR DRAFT - 2
Make it official.
Review your details and pay for your deck. The full artwork is prepared after checkout.
PAID ARTWORK PREPARATION - 3
Approve. Then play.
Review the print proof before your approved deck is sent to print.
PROOF BEFORE PRINT
LET’S MEET THE MAIN CHARACTER
Make it
their game.
Start a draft with your pet’s photos.
The full illustrated deck is prepared after purchase.
01 · YOUR PET02 · REVIEW YOUR DRAFT
BEFORE THEIR BIG DEBUT
Good questions.
Straight answers.
What am I making?
A personalized printed edition of What Would Guzzy Do?: a complete 52-card party game with your pet’s name, artwork based on their reference photos, and a Signature Move inspired by their actual behaviour. The game’s rules stay consistent.
The images on this page are example artwork. Your final print proof defines your deck’s artwork and layout.
Can I use more than one photo?
Yes. Add up to eight photos of the same pet. Three to five clear photos are a useful starting point: face, body, and distinctive markings. You can add, remove, and choose the main reference in the draft builder.
Use JPG, PNG, or WebP files, up to 10 MB each and 40 MB in total. Convert HEIC photos to JPG first.
Can I see a sample without buying?
Yes—browse the three example cards above. You can also try your name, habit, and photos in the draft layout, or play the game itself on one phone passed around the table: play free, no account. The complete personalized 52-card printed deck is a paid product, with artwork preparation after purchase.
Will I see the artwork before it is printed?
The planned order flow is payment, artwork preparation, your print-proof review, then printing. Revision allowances and approval terms will be confirmed before checkout is enabled.
How long will it take, and what does shipping cost?
Production timing and shipping depend on the print provider and destination. Confirmed delivery estimates, shipping charges, and final pricing will be shown before you pay. Checkout is not connected yet, so no orders are accepted here.
How does the Signature Move work?
It’s the answer only your household would understand: a custom fourth option based on your pet’s real habit. It can be used once per game and is worth double points.
THEY ALREADY THINK THEY’RE THE MAIN CHARACTER.
Make it official.
A real deck. Their ridiculous personality.
Your next game night, sorted.
$59.99 · Your Pet Edition · 52 printed cards
Your Pet Edition$59.99 · 52 printed cardsCreate my deck