✳ TRAIN YOUR HUMAN

BECOME
THE PET.
TRAIN THE
HUMANS.

The pet communication party game. You act out a simple request with a ridiculous personality. The humans have 45 seconds to get the message.

$59.99Your Pet Edition52-card printed deck · shipping & tax extra
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No account. No pet required. Dignity optional.

2–6 PLAYERS15–25 MINUTES13+ YEARS

Proposed first edition · in development

YOUR PET
IS NOW
MANAGEMENT.
Illustrated Train Your Human box and cards, starring a very self-important dog and its household management team.
THE PET HAS A POINT.Proposed artwork. Actual attitude.

A LITTLE TASTE OF MANAGEMENT

ONE SMALL DEMAND.
A BIG PERSONALITY.

“Feed me” is easy.
“Feed me” as a union representative?
Now we have a situation.

SAMPLE ROUND01 / PICK YOUR REQUEST

01 CHOOSE ONE OF TWO REQUESTS

02 MEET YOUR ATTITUDE

✳ PERSONALITY1 TREATATTITUDE
INCOMING.Pick a Request to reveal
your Personality.

Performer view: keep these cards to yourself. The timer will hide the answer.

A sample of the proposed game. Three curated deals; the complete deck is still in development.

HUMAN TRAINING, SIMPLIFIED

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
MAKE THEM UNDERSTAND.

The humans guess the Request.
The Personality is how you make
the whole thing unreasonable.

01↗

PICK YOUR DEMAND.

Draw two Requests. Secretly choose one. “Move over” is a perfectly reasonable thing to ask.

02✳

FIND YOUR ATTITUDE.

Draw a Personality. You’re a Disappointed Monarch now. This household has let you down.

03◷

TRAIN THE HUMANS.

Take 10 seconds to prepare, then act for 45. Gestures and noises are welcome. Human words are forbidden.

Good communication earns Treats. The Pet gets the Request’s Treats. The first correct Human gets one. Most Treats wins.

YES, YOU’RE BEING REWARDED.

SMALL DECK. CONSIDERABLE ATTITUDE.

24 REQUESTS.
12 PERSONALITIES.
288 PAIRINGS.

Ordinary pet demands meet completely unreasonable delivery. Once the humans catch on, add a little Chaos.

Standard mode: a Request and a Personality. Start here for your first game.

↗ REQUEST

MOVE
OVER.

Your name being on the mortgage is not the argument you think it is.

1 TREAT
✳ PERSONALITY

DISAPPOINTED
MONARCH

Perform like a ruler whose staff has failed at a task a hamster could understand.

1 TREAT TO THE HUMAN
52 CARDS.
FIVE KINDS OF TROUBLE.↗24 Requests✳12 Personalitiesϟ8 Modifiers★4 Wilds!4 Penalties
MEET YOUR NEW MANAGER
GUZZY WORLD

TRAIN
YOUR
HUMAN

THE Milo EDITION

★ REAL PET MODEWILD

THE MILO
METHOD.

Announce Milo’s habit, then work it into your performance at least twice:

Stares at you, then paws the couch twice.
SAME RULES. VERY PERSONAL ATTITUDE.

A PROPOSED PERSONALIZED EDITION

THEY ALREADY
HAVE A SYSTEM.
PUT IT IN THE GAME.

The stare. The dramatic sigh. The highly specific couch ritual. Your pet’s actual habits can become part of the performance.

Try a habit you know embarrassingly well.

Your Pet Edition52-card printed deck · shipping & tax extra$59.99

Live concept preview. Names and habits stay in this page. Proposed customization changes selected flavor and Wild prompts; the core answers and scoring stay fixed.

QUESTIONS FROM MANAGEMENT

LET’S CLEAR
A FEW
THINGS UP.

The pets have already
read the manual.
Allegedly.

Is this a game for people or pets?

People play. One person becomes the Pet; everyone else tries to understand the Request. Real pets are welcome to supervise. Owning one is optional.

Do I have to be good at acting?

The cards give you the demand and the attitude. You can play seated, use a relaxed 60-second round, or perform with a teammate. Start without Chaos and take it at your own pace.

Can I make sounds? What counts as a clue?

Gestures, expressions, imaginary props, and nonverbal noises are allowed. Human words, mouthing or spelling the answer, showing the card, or pointing to the real answer object are not. Guesses only need the same meaning—not the exact wording.

How many humans do we need?

The proposed core game supports 2–6 players and is designed to be best with 3–6. Team mode supports 4–12. The target game length is 15–25 minutes, with a recommended age of 13+.

Do we need an app or extra equipment?

You need a timer. The proposed physical edition is a 52-card deck, a box, and a rules insert. Cards keep score, so there are no dice or tokens to manage. A same-room digital companion is part of the product concept — you can play the full game on one phone now: play free, no account.

Can I order a deck?

The Your Pet Edition is $59.99 for a 52-card printed deck, with shipping and tax added at checkout. Use the preview on this page to start your pet’s card.

YOUR NEXT GAME NIGHT HAS NEW MANAGEMENT.

THE HUMANS
WON’T TRAIN
THEMSELVES.

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Start with one demand. See what happens.

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