GET ACCUSED.
Reveal an absurd household Crime. It demands one kind of proof: Witness, Whereabouts, Timeline, or Forensics.
GOOD PET, BAD ALIBI
YOUR PET NEEDS
A LAWYER.
Unfortunately, it’s you.
A bluffing game about ridiculous household crimes and the people who will say absolutely anything to defend their pets.
$59.99Your Pet Edition52-card printed deck · shipping & tax extra
One guided case. No account. No law degree.
3–8 PLAYERS*20–35 MINUTES17+ BAD INFLUENCES
EXHIBIT A THE USUAL SUSPECTS
SMALL CRIMES.BIG EXCUSES.QUESTIONABLE WITNESSES.THE DEFENSE RESTS. ON THE SOFA.
YOUR TURN, PROSECUTOR.
WOULD YOU
BUY THIS
ALIBI?
The evidence is ridiculous.
The defense is suspiciously confident.
Make your call.
Read the person. Check the card.
A matching proof type is a valid alibi. Any other card is a bluff.
GUIDED DEMO · SCRIPTED DEFENSE
In the full game, your friends do the talking.
CASE FILE / 017YOUR ROLE: PROSECUTOR
THE CHARGE
THE BUTTER STICK LARCENY
FORENSICS
REQUIRED
REQUIRED
An entire stick of butter is missing. The wrapper remains, because apparently we’re dealing with a criminal who wants credit.
THE DEFENSE WOULD LIKE TO STATE…
“The physical evidence clears my client. The butter on his face is entirely circumstantial.”— YOUR FRIEND, VERY CONFIDENTLY
CROSS-EXAMINE OPTIONAL
Ask a question. They may or may not help their case.
The hidden card is already set. Both choices reveal it.
NO LEGAL EXPERIENCE NECESSARY
THREE STEPS. ZERO QUALIFICATIONS.
Fewest Convictions wins.
The most convincing person might not.
BUILD YOUR DEFENSE.
Play a Defense card face down. Matching proof? You have an alibi. Anything else? You have a story to sell.
MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT.
The Prosecutor chooses Believe or Challenge. Reveal the card. Bad reads and caught bluffs become Convictions.
OPEN INVESTIGATIONS
THE CHARGES ARE ABSURD.
THE DENIAL IS PERSONAL.
Three cases from the 52-card deck.
You probably recognize a suspect.
CASE / 017
FORENSICS
THE BUTTER
STICK LARCENY
An entire stick of butter is missing. The wrapper remains, because apparently we’re dealing with a criminal who wants credit.
CASE / 001
WITNESS
THE ROAST
CHICKEN INCIDENT
A roast chicken was left unattended for eleven seconds. It is now a memory and a greasy outline. Somebody needs to place the defendant somewhere else.
CASE / 013
TIMELINE
THE SECOND
DINNER FRAUD
The defendant convinced two separate adults that nobody had fed them. Both meals were consumed without hesitation. Establish the timeline of this sophisticated financial crime.
20 CRIMES24 ALIBIS8 SPECIALS52 CARDS. A HOUSEHOLD’S WORTH OF REASONABLE DOUBT.
GUZZY WORLD PRESENTS
GOOD PET,
BAD ALIBI
THE COOPER EDITION
A GAME OF VERY BAD EXCUSES.
PERSONALIZATION CONCEPT · SHOWN ON A DEFENSE BACK
PUT YOUR OWN SUSPECT IN THE FRAME
SAME CRIMES.
YOUR USUAL
SUSPECT.
Your pet’s name. Their portrait. Their extremely specific bad habits. The personalized edition puts your household’s prime suspect at the center of the case.
Same rules. Same odds. More personal accusations.
Your Pet Edition52-card printed deck · shipping & tax extra$59.99
A BRIEF CROSS-EXAMINATION
ANY FURTHER
QUESTIONS?
Counsel would like to keep this short.
What makes an alibi true or a bluff?
Each Crime requires one proof category. A face-down Alibi of that category is valid. A different category—or a Special played face down—is a bluff. The story can be ridiculous; the card decides the result. It is always revealed after Believe or Challenge.
How do you win?
Finish with the fewest Convictions. A Crime card becomes a Conviction when you get caught bluffing or misread a defense as Prosecutor. Believe a valid Alibi and nobody takes that Crime.
Can two people play?
Yes. The game is designed for 3–8 players, with a two-player variant. A full game takes 20–35 minutes. This edition is for ages 17+.
Is this the full online game?
This page contains three scripted example cases so you can see the core decision and reveal. In the full game, people choose their own hidden cards and make their own defenses. You can play that version now on one phone passed around the table: play free, no account. Private online multiplayer is a planned direction, not an available feature.
Can I order a deck?
The Your Pet Edition is $59.99 for a 52-card printed deck, with shipping and tax added at checkout. Use the preview on this page to start your pet’s card.
YOUR FRIENDS KNOW THAT FACE.
DO THEY KNOW
YOUR POKER FACE?
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No account. No download.
Just a very questionable defense.
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